YOU’RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE!!!
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A very happy Valentines day to all you lovely feminists!
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Someone requested I post this silly doodle of Milo triggering the social justice cultists at his Rutger’s University speech. It’s been getting a lot of love on Twitter. I’m happy everyone is getting a good laugh out of it!
A month ago I did a really cool drawing of Milo that I spent hours on that no one saw. I never know what’s gonna strike a chord with people. :|
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Thank you.
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The beautiful logic of SJWs; the progressive stack.
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Feminists are really dumb. Here’s a guide on how to troll the shit out of them with ease, my fellow patriarchal shitlords. Or should I say… “transgenders”? ;)
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Anonymous asked: Since many feminists are probably only to it because it's trendy, do you think they'd become MRA's if that became the new vogue.
Yeah of course. Most “feminist” celebs only say they’re feminists because their PR team told them that if some blue haired hatchet faced bitch comes up with a camera and asks them if they’re a feminist just say yes.
Of course they’d be MRAs if that became popular.
chicaghoes said to patri-archie-comics:yo I love this account 😍
Thank you, my friend.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:TBH, there’s no pleasing SJWs even IF you have gay characters in your game. The Dragon Age fandom has been shitting themselves since it turned out that Dorian and the Bull get together- not out of joy, but out of rage. According to them, the one gay relationship in the main game is abusive and full of rape and abuse and anyone who supports it supports both rape culture and rape and abuse, despite the writers essentially calling them stupid for thinking that.
You can contrive something offensive from anything. This is why you should always ignore social justice. Unless you’re laughing at them.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:yo I just found out about your comics and you’re rad. keep going my young savage don’t let ruderoni tumblronies stop you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pfff, what are they going to do? Cry? Call me a racist and a sexist? Oh noez!
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:“The game flops because the KKK sales were not enough to turn a profit.” Fair point, but it’s a continuum. How will the company know that sales being 10% below what they expected was because of an increase in SJW pandering if the fans don’t tell them? Do I have to wait for them to COMPLETELY ruin FO5 or TES6 or DoW3, only to then vote with my wallet after it’s already too late? The free market will fix the problem, but only after a painful, game-destroying adjustment period that I’d rather avoid
You’re right. Some of your favourite franchises may die from pandering too hard to assholes who do all the complaining and none of the buying.
The way to fix it is to drown out their complaints with your support.
I wouldn’t go protesting the inclusion of some gay characters though.
That comes off as nothing but bigotry. Especially to a hardworking team of devs, writers and marketers who don’t really have to time to dig deep into this whole thing.
comrade-umaruchan said to patri-archie-comics:“Oh yes please” Ahmed said, lowering his clock to the ground as archie layed onto the bed. “you know so much about science, and that clocks obviously isnt just taken out of a case” Archie said, unbuttoning his shirt and slowly slipping it off. “Now we just have to end this with an… EXPLOSION” Ahmed said as archie bit his lip seductively.
Rly bro? Rly tho? Fo’ real?
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:What the hell is Gamergate? I’ve been wanting to know for ages, but I just get confused whenever the subject comes up.
It’s a consumer revolt against SJWs attempting to shit up the games industry with corruption, cronyism and Anita Sarkeesian style agenda pushing.
You’ll also hear that it’s hundreds of thousands of organised misogynist trolls who hate women but that’s just the poorly constructed narrative by the shit journalists who are being attacked for their terrible behaviour.
thank-you-based-bear said to patri-archie-comics:You’re doing a glorious job m8. Read all your stuff in one sitting because insomnia, my day is made, you have a new fan.
Glad my comics filled in some down time, bro. Thanks for your support. :)
captaintriggeredfinger said to patri-archie-comics:I want you to know my triggers have never been triggered this hard before and for, that I thank you. -A Friendly Triggergender Autismkin
Yes, I hear autism is the main cause of all Tumblr behaviour.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:I’m a huge fan of your stuff and I tried asking this but you never replied, so I’ll try again: in your comics about feminists and all the morons in between, why do you depict them as sea lions and what is “hork” supposed to mean/be? As an animal lover, I feel bad for sea lions being compared to tumblr crazies
Rly nigga? I’ve answered this about 3 times already and the answer is pretty simple.
Big crowds of feminists clap and make noise on cue when the main speaker says something. It’s similar to how a bunch of sea lions can be trained to clap at the beckon of their trainer.
Also feminists resemble sea lions because they’re goofy looking and have lots of blubber on them. Too bad no feminist has the cute factor going for them.
The “hork” is just the sound a sea lion makes.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:So, do you actually dislike authoritarianism, or just racist skinheads?
I dislike racist skinheads and I dislike fat racists with bullshit coloured hair too.
I think every person and every viewpoint has the right to exist and sustain itself on its own merits.
I very much dislike authoritarianism in regards to expression and ideas and bullshit word policing. Political correctness has no purpose at all when you think about it other than to stifle free expression which is exactly how it’s being used.
I hope that answers your question and if you have any follow up questions let’s hear them.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Thought you should know, there are far more people using the tax payers money to cover medical costs due to drug users than people being overweight. More meth and heroine addicts on the government tit than chubbies, just an FYI.
Well that would be because the cost of recovery for a heroine addict is a lot more than the cost of an obese person.
I would say fatties will match druggies in coming years because obesity and fat positivity are fairly recent things, a growing epidemic and more and more fatties will all reach an age where their weight is a life threatening problem.
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A politically correct comic that nobody will be offended by.
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momir-vig-did-nothing-wrong asked: Are the Jews behind The Patriarchy? Was /pol/ right all along!?
Nope, the Patriarchy is behind the Jews.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics: Make more comics you lazy bum. What do you do with all that Patreon money I don’t pay you?
Followers and friends, you’ll be happy to know that the 28 bucks I currently make per month is spent on discounted PS Shita games which I then don’t play because I don’t have much time for them. It also gets me a coffee or two as well.
If my Patreon income gets bigger I would of course pump it into more content creation for Patri-Archie. For example I’d use it to write and produce cartoons or shorts. And by produce I mean I’d commission artists and animators on the internet and we’d make fun shit happen.
If it becomes major amounts of money I could pack in the day job and contracts and make cartoons. Shitlord related cartoons, of course.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics: there is a scene in mass effect 3 where you can actually randomly kiss, I forget who his name is, but he’s upset because his husband died in a war and he’s a ship member. but you can just randomly kiss him if you talk to him when he’s on the citadel. It felt really forced because it’s considered a paragon thing to kiss him. I didn’t know that’s what it was going to do, and nothing lead up to it. it was just very random.
Okay, maybe that was poorly written and maybe it was tokenism. I haven’t played it myself. I really wouldn’t go parading around the internet screaming “LOOK WHAT THE SJWS ARE DOING TO GAMING” because of it though. Gay options in games are fine by me. In fact, a full on homo-erotic storyline is fine by me too. All I want in a game is good gameplay and entertainment. What I find unacceptable is SJWs deflecting all criticism of their shit game by saying it’s thinly veiled [whatever you like]phobia.
You might not like having gay stuff in a game. So vote with your wallet and don’t buy it.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics: I think it’s more about the fact that certain game devs/companies are pandering to SJWs in the first place. I admit that this is an extreme analogy, but: Let’s say there’s a game that features a stupid character who happens to be black. No big deal, stupid people exist. Now what if you found out that he was only added because the company was being pressured by the KKK and wanted to pander to them for good PR? Even if the character was a minor part of the game, it would still be disconcerting.
That IS a good analogy actually. I can see what your saying and I agree partially. So let’s say this game which pandered to the KKK is successful, the KKK praise it and people are miffed that the devs pandered to the KKK.
People’s concern is that because this game with the subtle KKK pandering was a critical success that there’ll be more games coming with even more KKK pandering in them.
So what happens if a game which strongly panders to the KKK comes out?
The KKK love it but most people are revolted by the blatant racism. The game flops because the KKK sales were not enough to turn a profit.
This is why I’m not too concerned about a little bit of SJW pandering content. It’s there but it’s not prominent and the game is unobstructed by it.
But if a game comes out and it’s a full on SJW pandering shit fest with little to no gameplay what happens then?
Sunset happens. (A Tale Of Tales game if you don’t know. Look it up.)
SJWs don’t have the numbers to support the shit they like nor do they buy any games and some devs will learn the hard way what a terrible idea it is to appeal to them. That’s why none of this shit bothers me. Aside from the censorship of course.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics: I played the new Dragon Age game, and I liked the gay companions. You only find out if they’re gay if you either flirt with them or get close enough to Dorian for him to consider you a friend. What I don’t like is people shitting it up all over tumblr. ‘We don’t have enough of teh gayz everyone was intended to be bi bioware just ran out of time guize this is true fax!!!’, or the double standard where modding straights bi=okay, but modding the gays bi=ebil to the max.
Yeah I agree. Being an edgy fucktard who is against everything conventional is pointless and ridiculous.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics: Known about you for some time from 4chan but only just checking out the site today. Gotta say I’m disappointed. Not in your works, mind - they’re all quite funny - but in how much of the stuff in feminist hate threads originates from you. Feminazis are such a vocal minority that more people should be out there ripping on them. Here’s hoping you inspire more folks to spoof the lunacy. Btw, it’s cool to hear that you’re a Sargon of Akkad fan, too.
Firstly, it’s nice to know that my work is appreciated by all the assorted fruity flavours of faggots on 4chan. I don’t often see the spread of my work take place. I agree. More folks should voice themselves against these idiots. It was so disappointing to see Matt Taylor, the man who landed a spacecraft on a comet, break down and apologize on national TV to a bunch of fucking wailing harpies rallied by midget cuck clickbait writer Chris Plante. These people are nobodies. How dare they even address a treasure of humanity like Matt Taylor. Yet we see it all the time in the science community; their shrill cries about nothing trying to destroy hardworking scientists and doctors over some petty bullshit they decided to take offense to. Fuck these people. This is why more of us need to speak out against them and speak in support of good hardworking scientists and artists.
And to people saying “Don’t you think anti-SJWs are just as bad as SJWs?” No I don’t. Not even nearly. Sit on the fence if you want but don’t make retarded remarks like that. If you see and acknowledge that SJWs are bad people, guess what. You’re anti-SJW. Don’t worry. It doesn’t mean you’re now an official member of the anti-SJW club. There is no anti-SJW club. It’s not an organisation like some people seem to think and I don’t understand why everything has got to be a dichotomy for some people. There are fucking shitty people out there who are aggressive pseudo-liberal authoritarians who try to bully people and push them around pretending it’s all in the name of progress and diversity. For brevity we call them SJWs. They’re a hindrance and a nuisance to society. Sit on the fence and do nothing if you want to but if you’re going to talk shit about the people who do stand up against them let’s hear a good reason for it.
And yes, I fucking love Sargon.
critics-united said to patri-archie-comics: I just discovered these comics. Holy shit, you’re hilarious.
And you mah nigga, bro!
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:I got bullied and beaten growing up. I’ve been groped and experienced sexual harassment in the workplace by women. Last semester I had a professor not only derail every lecture by twisting it into a feminist topic, but specifically targeted me and openly shamed me for missing a few days of class (I was sick). Mind you, there were a few women ahead of me in line asking about make-up tests too, some that had missed more days than me. Nothing was said to them. Where’s my tumblr medal?
Oh there’s no Tumblr medal for bravery for people with actual problems. Don’t be ridiculous.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:What do you think plebcomics’s pussy smells like? I always imagine it’s like fresh baked bread with a hint of cinnamon.
That’s a weird and obscure thing to think about and I haven’t given it any thought, m80.
irish195 said to patri-archie-comics:Hello, I have a question about cultural appropriation and I’m hoping u can help me. I’ve been talking to a lot of sjws and some extreme ones say whites literally doing anything is cultural appropriation and I have a few questions. Is it cultural appropriation for whites to be interested in thongs like space and science when the first people to invent math and science were not white. And also can whites own basic things like knives or jewlery? I know these questions are everywhere but thanks .
Have to stop you at “cultural appropriation”. The whole concept is petty childish bullshit. Everyone can do whatever the fuck they want. Maybe the sour fat bitches who invented this shit should just go for a jog instead.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Since apparently it worked the first time, make another comic faggot
It did work! I’ve made one! A week after your message but I made it. Sorry, chums. My work and travelling hours don’t allow it. There’ll be more frequent comics when I move closer to my job soon.
nikolaiscandles777 said to patri-archie-comics: Any tips on drawing? I would appreciate any kind of drawing tips very greatly but I am mostly looking for how to draw human bodies. Thank you for your time!
You saw my comics and you thought “There’s a guy who’s got drawing and anatomy tips!” Well I do but my comics aren’t really indicative of that.
A layer or an initial light sketch first of a proportionate stickman which you then flesh out with rough shapes of body parts greatly benefits the final drawing. Google some anatomy too! For good line work, I hear PaintTool SAI is pretty great but I haven’t used it yet.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics: Hey Shitlord, you haven’t posted anything in weeks. Are you ok?
Thanks for your concern, my negro. Been too busy with work lately for comics. I’ll be freeing up some more me time soon though.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Greentexting in da hood,…. I’m dying here!!!!!
adequatememes said to patri-archie-comics:I laughed way more more than I should’ve at “>Greentexting in the hood”
Haha and I’m amused at the little things some of you latch on to.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics: What is your opinion on the “cotton ceiling”? I’m really curious
To those who don’t know, no it’s not yet more SJW racism but it IS more SJW bullshit. The cotton ceiling refers to cotton panties or what’s in a person’s pants and how it limits who’ll sleep with them. It refers mostly to transsexual and of course trans-trenders.
Like I’ve said I wish trans people as much happiness in life as anyone else but don’t be outraged that some people wont have sex with you because of your biological sex. Just look for people who want what you’ve got and don’t worry about the rest. Even us evil cis-hets who run society each have a limited window of people who will sleep with us.
If someone doesn’t want to sleep with you for whatever reason just leave them alone. Otherwise you’re just a sex pest.
ponayblog said to patri-archie-comics:I went to Anita’s geekgirlcon panel. She only used the word patriarchy once.
Yeah I’ll bet she was too busy talking about all the games, movies and comics she likes and doing live let’s plays to even bother mentioning all that muh soggy knee stuff.
momir-vig-did-nothing-wrong said to patri-archie-comics: Didn’t you predict #pissforequality or something like it a while ago?
I predicted they’d queef in eachothers faces in one of my comics, to be precise. But yes, I knew trolls would manage to goad them into doing more disgusting ridiculous things. Pretty sure they’ll fool them again in the near future.
Trolls will make feminists shit themselves. Just you wait.
howdououfeel said to patri-archie-comics:Cool comics. I'ma follow ya.
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Anonymous asked: I'm agender and asexual but anti-SJW. Are you personally cool with that? I kind of look up to you a lot.
I’m cool with pretty much everyone who isn’t an asshole(an authoritarian or willfully ignorant to be specific). Be yourself, be whatever so long as it doesn’t involve demonizing others or being a fucking dick and then claiming that people are being negative towards you because of what you are and not just because you’re a dick.
I’m interesting in hearing about your agender and asexual perspective. I guess I can understand to some extent that you have no interest in sex but what is agender? You don’t feel like a man or a woman? I guess I don’t understand the thought process or why it matters. You feel like neither so… why not just roll with whatever is between your legs? Or not. Just do whatever. Go about your daily life working, pursuing what makes you happy, chasing your dreams, enjoying your hobbies… just living. How does one feel the absence of their gender? When I’m going about my life I’m not thinking a whole lot about my status as a male… aside from when my dick needs a good jerking.
So try to explain to me, an ignorant cis het shitlord, about your experiences. I’m very interested in hearing and talking about this too.
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Anonymous asked: I think the main reason people were annoyed by some of the Bioware gay options was because a lot of it felt forced. Like it was just added to score progressive points. You can dislike the motivation (add teh homosex to make cucktaku like us) and implementation (just throw some gay gays who are gay in there whatevs) while still being indifferent to the actual concept (gay characters in video games).
Well they’re games where the idea is to build your character to your liking or making them just like you and shaping the story how ever you want to(How well they’ve pulled this off is another story). So why not have a gay option? Again, a gay OPTION. It wasn’t forced on anyway. Some feel it was forced, tacked on, or whatever. Well that’s the nature of any romance side story in a game really.
What’s the alternative to having an optional side quest type thing with a gay option? If the main story was about a gay man and his gay relationships people would then complain that a gay agenda was being forced on them. I don’t know exactly who these people are but y’know, it’s the internet. Everyone is going to say everything.
I hate to say “this legitimizes the SJW complaining” but in this case it actually does. See a gay option in a game and it doesn’t affect the gameplay or the overall story? Don’t worry about it.
Anonymous said:About PedoGAF. It’s just a nickname people gave to NeoGAF because NeoGAF supports pedophilia and bans anyone standing up against pedophiles. But a comic about NeoGAF would be super sweet since they are SJWs, Zoe Quinn supporters, and literally scumbags.
Yeah… well… I don’t really give a shit about them. They’re one of the many shitty “game journalism” sites I ignore.
russiandavidbowieisbluestation2 said:If you crap in your dreams it means money
And if you get money in your dreams does it mean you’re going to shit yourself?
Hi, I’m the anonymous guy who called you a massive faggot. Are you confusing me for depressedsince2010 who only called you a faggot? That is horrible. He forgot the massive. I’m telling the UN on you. RAAAAAAAPPPE. j/k
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Anonymous asked: Keep up the good fight against those evil SJWs, people complaining on the internet is literally the most significant issue in today's society and you're helping to put a stop to it.
Nah the most significant issues in today’s society is the patriarchy covertly ruling the world, controlling people’s minds, paying women less than men and turning on the air conditioning. :^)
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depressedsince2010 asked: Make another comic faggot
I think I made two since you sent me this message. Thank you for your motivational words.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Patri-Archie Comics is a cuck!
Rude.
pegahiin said to patri-archie-comics:I love you Senpai
Love you too, niglord.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Would you consider doing a comic about Wil Wheaton? He’s been shitting up the internet recently and somehow managed to interject muh feminizm into Magic The Gathering of all things.
Will Who-ton? I don’t think I should grace him with the implication of relevance.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE Jk your comics are great
nurse-evil said to patri-archie-comics:I just love that parody page of the feminist coloring book. You should make a whole set of them.
Not sure I’ve seen that. Link?
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:I would say this not-anonymously if I didn’t think I’d be ritualistically sacrificed for doing so; you are amazing and I’m so glad you’re active on this site.
It’s time to stop hiding from these people, bro.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Dear Franco, I’m glad we share the same country. I’m glad Italy hasn’t fallen yet into this mess, and I hope it never will. I’ll keep cheering for you, hoping that more folks like you can show the world that handicapped are people just like anyone else, and they need to be treated as such. Good AND bad.
Hear hear, based Franco.
http://patri-archie-comics.tumblr.com/post/128324706717/dear-special-snowflakes
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:I saw on your santa comic the tumblrina said “heteronormative”. What is that? :/
More buzzword bullshit like cis. It means cis basically.
markalan1987 said to patri-archie-comics:You sir are fantastic, keep up the good work. My sides have left our atmosphere many times while browsing your site.
Well I’m glad the sides space program is still running successfully. Thanks, bro.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:“Don’t complain about man-spreading if you get on a train looking like the final boss of Resident Evil 2.” I laughed so hard I snorted, you shit
*tips beret*
djcataclypse said to patri-archie-comics:What are the most ridiculous preferred pronouns you’ve ever heard? … Besides all of them. :D
All words made up by tardlrs are ridiculous.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Holy fuck these are amazing your a god :^)
And you’re a bro.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Please make a hilarious comic about NeoGAF.
Not feeling particularly inspired by some cucky website.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:
What of videogames were a secret plot to control the world trough virtual economy and SJWs are our only hope of saving the world by fucking up everything?
Greetings fellow gamer, you are probably right. Perhaps we should donate all our money to SJW patreons instead of on games none of which are enjoyable and all of which are sexist and problematic.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Your male feminists post is on point, being an “ally” to SJWs basically entails shutting up and sucking up. Hell, the SJWiki even says as much!
There’s a SJWiki? Fuck…
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Are you saying that people shouldn’t be critical about anti’s at all?
Be critical of everyone and everything, bro. I’m looking to see some examples of anti-SJWs (as if they’re an organisation) being as bad as SJWs.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:I ship you with Plebcomics. How does that make you feel?
Better than being shipped with Arthur Chu and Jonathan McIntosh for sure.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Your comics are wonderful!
You’re wonderful!
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Regarding the last picture: someone just put you, pro- and antisjws, into the sandbox for distracting you from actual problems.
Your confusingly worded message is distracting me from actual problems, bruv.
gusty-the-unicorn said to patri-archie-comics:Are basically saying you can’t be a moderate who finds both sides annoying or you’re an sjw?
I’m basically saying I can’t understand this whole “anti-SJWs are just as bad” talk. Show me some examples of antis being just as bad. And if you find SJWs annoying guess what? You’re anti-SJW. It doesn’t mean you’re part of some club though. I don’t get the confusion here.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:i am against anti sjws not because I am pro sjw, it’s because most anti-sjws are for the same shit sjws are for, like equality, gay rights, etc., but don’t support the extreme variants of that ideology, (i.e, it’s natural conclusion)
So… you’re against equality and gay rights etc?
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:So if we’re not with you,we’re against you,that’s what you meant with this cartoon right ? You know the EXACT SAME SHIT Sarkeesian pulled out with her “You can’t be neutral on a moving train” bullshit. Yeah,it just came back to the same old “douche and turd sandwiches” principle demonstrated by Parker and Stone
Well, no. That’s not what I meant. I mean I can’t see any real motivation for being against people who think SJWs are assholes. But it seems a few people have taken the cartoon the way you did.
SJWs are not an organisation and anti-SJWs are not an organisation either. They’re both stances so to speak. Since so many people have brought this up with me I’m trying to see their point of view. Going to need some examples of anti-SJWs being as bad as SJWs before I solidify my opinion on this really.
I guess the only example I can think of is when people get mad at Bioware games for including gay characters. Just because SJW babies will celebrate this doesn’t make it a bad thing. Being against different sexualities and races just to spite SJWs is shitty behaviour. Is this the kind of thing people are talking about?
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:How is the patreon business doing for you? Is it providing enough for you to live well? Or do you have a second job on the side?
Nope, the Patreon business gives me a little pocket money which I use to buy PS Shita games. It’s not a living and I do have a job. That would be my primary job. PA Comics isn’t my main occupation unfortunately. If Patreon did go well enough for me to live on I would be aiming to give back to my contributors by using the money to improve PA Comics (by doing things like animated cartoons, maybe podcasts, merch if people were interested, etc.)
moontouched-moogle said to patri-archie-comics:The subtle merchant hands on the Destiny pre-order ad is a nice touch.
Merchant hands? I don’t know what you’re talking about, goy.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Was the lead feminist in They Livid, based in part on Eve Ensler?
Nah. She’s based on the general look of middle-aged / old feminist authors. They all have that dykey unkempt look because nothing disrupts the patriarchy like letting yourself go, right?
Also I never pay enough attention to them to remember their names.
ret-artist said to patri-archie-comics:What happens if the problem glasses get put on a male?
Phil Fish and other assorted fruity cuck flavours happen.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:So yo, I recently read this little collage about this tumbler user named Plebcomics who made funny comics mocking feminists, but also that the people who got offended by it got so anally asspained that they ended up doxxing her and getting her fired. It made me think of you in the process. Just wanted to say to keep a tight lock on your personal info, or just delete it altogether on the off chance cunts on this website try to get you fired somewhere. Keep being hilarious.
Thanks for your concern, my brother. Getting doxxed would be a bit annoying, sure, but I don’t work for cucks so I’m not concerned about getting fired. Also if I were Pleb I’d have sued the shit out of that company for unlawful dismissal. Since she’s already been doxxed, who can tell me the name of the company she worked for?
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Hey! I really enjoy your comics and stuff and I was just kinda curious on your feelings towards trans people. Like the ones that are actually transitioning and not just using the word for some sorta brownie points. Have a great day!
I have no time for trans-trenders, the likes of whom make those fucking cancerous Vine videos.
Legit trans people are perfectly fine by me and always have been and I’ve had some really good chats with trans people who have messaged me. I’m really interested in their lives and their perspectives on things because I’ve never actually met a trans person before in my life.
Going through that transition and all the risks and potential ridicule that come with it takes some amazing bravery I reckon.
I think trans-trenders from Tumblr are a disservice and a mockery to trans people and their public image which is in a very fragile state already. I wish transgenders well in their endeavours and I think retards from Tumblr should just stop talking til they learn to use their brains.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:I just found out about your tumblr and maaaan this is golden! I have been on tumblr for quite a while. I watched it fall into the pit of self-pity and triggers, sjw and what not, the list is way too long now. But to find someone who isn’t afraid of calling out this unbalanced extremists is really a punch of fresh air in my face. Thank you, so, so much. Keep up the good and raw work! Sincerely a new fan <3
Thanks a lot, friend. Glad you enjoy my content. I’m a little disappointed though that people think it takes bravery to laugh at people who need trigger warnings and can’t function in the outside world.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:If black lives matter, why are they out committing 93% of homicides on themselves? Maybe they’re just mad at cops for culturally appropriating them.
Black lives do matter. It’s just fucking SJWs who think the general consensus is that they don’t.
And yes, black on black violence is the greatest killer of black people. Fuck CopBlock assholes.
kokonosei said to patri-archie-comics:i have down with cis tattooed on my forehead
How’s that job search going?
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:Can you do a comic about Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn in the UN making bullshit speeches about GamerGate and other feminist bullshit?
That would be nice, eh? I don’t have much to say about that shitshow currently though.
Anonymous said to patri-archie-comics:A NeoGAF aka PedoGAF comic would be nice since they support Zoe Quinn and her shit game.
Why are they PedoGAF now?
